Take-Two lancerer pseudo-religion for at promovere GTA V

Som led i en kampagne for Grand Theft Auto V, har Take-Two via Twitter promoveret hjemmesiden kaldet Epsilon Program. Denne side har til formål at promovere den falske religion “KIFFLOM”, som er en parodi på Scientology. Her udlægges en række facts som åbenbarende sandheder:

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1. The world is 157 years old – FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak – FACT!

3. You are happy, you just don’t know it – FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree – FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair – FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist – it is a lie spread by biology teachers – along with everything else you have ever been told – FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day – FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm – FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them – FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure – FACT!

11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed – FACT!

12. KIFFLOM – HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM![/list]

Den religiøse kult Epsilon Program er tidligere blevet brugt til at promovere Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas og er sidenhen blevet refereret til på forskellige radiokanaler i spillet.

Derudover ved vi ikke meget om GTA V, men det kunne tyde på, at man pønser på at starte en viral markedskampagne ganske snart.

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#1 Cruiser 2. aug. 2012 22:42

lol. Det 10 bud har fået konkurrence XD
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#2 Juiceren 3. aug. 2012 06:52

Så fedt, den her fik mig til at grine:

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

Ser frem til spillet og håber det fungerer bedre end GTA 4 på PS3 :) (og med meget bedre online del!)
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#3 Mnc 3. aug. 2012 07:00

Det er meget fedt at "Give money" menupunktet er der 2 gange, på http://www.epsilonprogram.com/ :D
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#4 Keeper32 3. aug. 2012 07:23

KIFFLOM brothers and sisters.

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